El Hipsto Negro

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die

(Source: kushandtits, via willyumss)

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

(via jackscompletelackofsurprise)

Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol

its just between us o___o

Gonna get an Italian Mastiff

and name him Dino Spumoni…

vrgn:

nobody is impulsive in this town, nobody wants to try new things, everyone is scared of getting in trouble.　

(via asfault)